Wednesday, January 21, 2009

THE DAY HAS COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INAGURATION----- AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never have I experience such joy in my life. What a special experience. I swear my whole body shook when they said Mr. President Barack Hussein Obama. I am so proud to be an American. Those crowds.
I wish I was there- but I just couldn't make it. Luckily all my friends thought of me and brought me home goodies. HOW WONDERFUL!
But in typical dara fashion- let me say MY REAL THOUGHTS-----

1.Aretha- you were horrible. You have the best voice in the world. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come and out and punk us all.

2. John Roberts- why dont you fuck up history and every important moment in this world? REALLY JOHN ROBERTS REALLY!!!!!!!!

3.NO MATTER HOW HORRIBLE BUSH's POLICY was--- IT WAS COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL FOR PEOPLE TO BOO HIM WHEN HE WALKED OUT!! I was humiliated and totally pissed that people would do that. It was not the time or place. It was utter disgrace for people to act like that before such an amazing moment.

4.Sasha and Malia- I want to eat your faces.

5.Michelle- OH my Michelle. If only I could be a woman like you. You truly inspire me.

6. NO mean to make fun of the cripple--- but dick cheney in a wheelchair. Thats all I gotta say.

Goodbye bush administration. It's time for the democrats to fuck up now. I wouldn't want it any other way.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Poo Poo Saga

There are many complications of having a dog in New York City.
Especially if that dog is a fat bulldog who happens to shit giant boulders on the street.

Lately when my dog is doing his business, people stare at me with such disapointment like I'm doing something wrong.

Truman, my bulldog, happens to go poo right in front of a trendy restaurant called Coffee Shop. Here many people sit outside in sunglasses and hats pretending to be somebody important. Soooo here comes Dara and Truman and while he IS JUST LIVING HIS LIFE DOING NOTHING WRONG- People will literally yell at me telling me how disgusting it is that he is relieving himself in front of so many people eating.


Am I doing something wrong people??



1.Eat less carbs- broken on day one after giant hangover ritual of two bagels. (it really works)

2. Dont drunken text- hahahhaha right

3. Drink less- The week from Jan 1- Jan 7th I drank six of the seven days. Only one blackout. Thank you vodka.

4. Be less politically racist- Impossible. The right are such douchbags.

5. Follow all resolutions 1-4

I got farther than last year. We are making progress Dara. Ready for 2010

Tuesday, December 30, 2008


If even ONE ROCKET hit America's soil.....we would not show restraint. How much is Israel supposed to take? 300 ROCKETS in TWO DAYS.

The problem is the dense population in the Gaza Strip. Civilians and the Hamas so close together.

I would never know what to do. C'mon Jan 20th already.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

R.I.P Harold Pinter

The world has lost another great artist and another genius poet. His works taught me one of the most important lessons that I use in my own work to this day: Less is More.
Sadly and ironically, it would have been nice to have a bit more of him. Thank you Mr. Pinter for all your work. Your plays will live on forever.

LONDON — Harold Pinter, praised as the most influential British playwright of his generation and a longtime voice of political protest, has died after a long battle with cancer. He was 78."Pinter restored theater to its basic elements: an enclosed space and unpredictable dialogue, where people are at the mercy of each other and pretense crumbles," the Nobel Academy said when it announced Pinter's award. "With a minimum of plot, drama emerges from the power struggle and hide-and-seek of interlocution."

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Happy Hanukkah!!!!

Love, Dara and Truman
((((Plus Alex, the adorable boy who lives on the top floor of my apartment building.))))

Monday, December 22, 2008

Can someone tell me...

how the hell do I get a guy to leave my bed in the morning? If we aren't spending the day together, no matter how much I like them....I don't know the correct manner to get him outta there. Sometimes I just need to nurse my hangover alone. Of course if you are reading this blog and thinking to yourself..., " so you didn't have to go to temple for torah class in the morning like you said"... Yeah buster I was lying. I don't go to temple silly.

But I do the WHOLE process of pretending I have to go somewhere and throughout my life some people just never get the point. Is there some certain procedure I don't know about?? I get up and make it PLAINFULLY awkward that I have something to do. Then I say, " Do you mind if I take a shower?" I come back... they are still there. Then I get ready, blow dry my hair, literally act like all I need to do is find my keys.. and still nothing.

I asked Laura R for her advice- she said, " Just tell them to get the hell out of there."

I can't do that. I'm nice and usually I like the guy.

A very prominent Theatrical Casting Director said, " I would cum in her eye by "mistake" and then she'd have to get up and do something about it. "

My friend Gen Said, " I dunno what I'd do... I can barely remember the last time I got laid. It's a distant memory."

Well thats usually the case for me as well.. but I am seriously asking this question in a very general sense. It's not for one specific case but for all of my life. Please someone give me their opinion.

**** ON a side note- sometime in the recent (could be year could be day could be 5 years) I did have a real agent meeting that I had to attend. time I really did need him out of bed. The rest of the times.... YEAH COMPLETELY FAKED IT. <-- along with other things...

**** On another side note- if I do want you to stay in my bed... Dont think your anything special. Maybe I might just want you there to stay.

Why do I always fall for Republicans?

If people were going to describe me to someone who had never met me, I would guess in their first sentence somewhere it would be stated " she is a raging liberal and if you are conservative in any political ways-----you should just keep your mouth shut."

I can barely understand how anyone this day in age could still have republican beliefs with where our country is. I could go on and on about how I feel about social and economical issues whether it be the auto bailout, gay marriage, and the common understanding that BETWEEN mccain and obama IT IS BEYOND THE MOST OBVIOUS CHOICE YOU"D HAVE TO BE STUPID TO NOT VOTE OBAMA.

But asides from that... I must admit my little secret....


And it's not just some of the times.....EVERY SINGLE TIME. I completely disagree with most of what they stand for but somehow they are the only ones that seem to steal the butterflies in my tummy. And the saddest thing, is they are the only people who I defend when other people are like , "Dara you've got to be kidding me. OF ALL FREAKIN PEOPLE"

Whether it be my celebrity crush or the guy I'm dating.....they basically all are the "R WORD". And I just love them for it. And its not just some of the times.... its pretty much got a 100 percent rate. It's pretty ridiculous I must admit. And the funny thing is... if I go out and meet a guy and think he is just wonderful.. we will go on one date and I will say to myself, " Dara Don't you dare bring up politics." But whatever it just happens and WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! They voted for Bush.

Current crush- DUH I MEAN- Joe scarborough from morning joe. Yes I do dvr him every morning. Yes he was a republican congressman who sometimes I want to strangle. But yes he is welcome in my bed any morning he wants!

Friday, December 19, 2008