Especially if that dog is a fat bulldog who happens to shit giant boulders on the street.
Lately when my dog is doing his business, people stare at me with such disapointment like I'm doing something wrong.
Truman, my bulldog, happens to go poo right in front of a trendy restaurant called Coffee Shop. Here many people sit outside in sunglasses and hats pretending to be somebody important. Soooo here comes Dara and Truman and while he IS JUST LIVING HIS LIFE DOING NOTHING WRONG- People will literally yell at me telling me how disgusting it is that he is relieving himself in front of so many people eating.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FUCKERS!!! YOU are eating ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY!!!
Am I doing something wrong people??
BTW- LOOK AT THAT TOOSH!! GOOTZ!!
