Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Monday, December 22, 2008

Can someone tell me...

how the hell do I get a guy to leave my bed in the morning? If we aren't spending the day together, no matter how much I like them....I don't know the correct manner to get him outta there. Sometimes I just need to nurse my hangover alone. Of course if you are reading this blog and thinking to yourself..., " so you didn't have to go to temple for torah class in the morning like you said"... Yeah buster I was lying. I don't go to temple silly.

But I do the WHOLE process of pretending I have to go somewhere and throughout my life some people just never get the point. Is there some certain procedure I don't know about?? I get up and make it PLAINFULLY awkward that I have something to do. Then I say, " Do you mind if I take a shower?" I come back... they are still there. Then I get ready, blow dry my hair, literally act like all I need to do is find my keys.. and still nothing.

I asked Laura R for her advice- she said, " Just tell them to get the hell out of there."

I can't do that. I'm nice and usually I like the guy.

A very prominent Theatrical Casting Director said, " I would cum in her eye by "mistake" and then she'd have to get up and do something about it. "



My friend Gen Said, " I dunno what I'd do... I can barely remember the last time I got laid. It's a distant memory."


Well thats usually the case for me as well.. but I am seriously asking this question in a very general sense. It's not for one specific case but for all of my life. Please someone give me their opinion.




**** ON a side note- sometime in the recent (could be year could be day could be 5 years) I did have a real agent meeting that I had to attend. So....one time I really did need him out of bed. The rest of the times.... YEAH COMPLETELY FAKED IT. <-- along with other things...


**** On another side note- if I do want you to stay in my bed... Dont think your anything special. Maybe I might just want you there to stay.