INAGURATION----- AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never have I experience such joy in my life. What a special experience. I swear my whole body shook when they said Mr. President Barack Hussein Obama. I am so proud to be an American. Those crowds.
I wish I was there- but I just couldn't make it. Luckily all my friends thought of me and brought me home goodies. HOW WONDERFUL!
But in typical dara fashion- let me say MY REAL THOUGHTS-----
1.Aretha- you were horrible. You have the best voice in the world. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come and out and punk us all.
2. John Roberts- why dont you fuck up history and every important moment in this world? REALLY JOHN ROBERTS REALLY!!!!!!!!
3.NO MATTER HOW HORRIBLE BUSH's POLICY was--- IT WAS COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL FOR PEOPLE TO BOO HIM WHEN HE WALKED OUT!! I was humiliated and totally pissed that people would do that. It was not the time or place. It was utter disgrace for people to act like that before such an amazing moment.
4.Sasha and Malia- I want to eat your faces.
5.Michelle- OH my Michelle. If only I could be a woman like you. You truly inspire me.
6. NO mean to make fun of the cripple--- but dick cheney in a wheelchair. Thats all I gotta say.
Goodbye bush administration. It's time for the democrats to fuck up now. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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