RESOLUTIONS MADE ON JAN 1, 2009

1.Eat less carbs- broken on day one after giant hangover ritual of two bagels. (it really works)

2. Dont drunken text- hahahhaha right

3. Drink less- The week from Jan 1- Jan 7th I drank six of the seven days. Only one blackout. Thank you vodka.

4. Be less politically racist- Impossible. The right are such douchbags.

5. Follow all resolutions 1-4

I got farther than last year. We are making progress Dara. Ready for 2010